Kuch Kuch Locha Hai - Movie

KUCH BHI LOCHA NAHI HAI......

Ram Kapoor and Sunny Leone starrer Kuch Kuch Locha Hai got to be sex comedy movie and with lot of lochas in it. 

Movie starts with Ram Kapoor history and typical Gujarati background values. He settles in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia after marriage to open DVD store. You got to believe within few years, Ram Kapoor becomes rich and has a flamboyant bungalow for a family of 3 members only. He, his typical garba-cum-Michael Jackson lover Gujarati Mehsana wife and his son. 

Every person has crush on Heroine / Actress and so is shown here Ram Kapoor has intense crush for Sunny Leone. He has secret vault where he keeps all Sunny Leone DVDs and heart shaped pillow with her photo on it. 

Sunny Leone is top respected bollywood actress and is on way to Malaysia to be a part of reality show. Prize of reality show is she, Sunny Leone. You read it right. Even Sunny Leone seemed excited while discussing with her director "I am taking part of reality show and guess what, Winner will get me. I am prize of reality show" Every Man dream gonna be fulfilled if such would be case. Next min, its been cleared that Winner will win a date and have dinner with Sunny Leone, top bollywood diva actress.

As predicted, Ram Kapoor wins the contest and goes on for date. Sunny Leone request Ram to be  his guest for few days, stay at Ram Kapoor home and experience Gujarati environment (note:- her director in India advised her to stay with Gujarati family to get life of them and bring real behavior in role for next movie signed between them). So as expected, real lochas will start now. 

It went on simple. Ram kapoor made simple fake call and sent his wife to India stating her mother is serious. He convince easily his son to act as his father; thereby his son convinces his girlfriend to be his dad's mother. Ram Kapoor states himself as bachelor and tries to woos his crush. It has very simple end to Ram Kapoor crush dream; Ram Kapoor feels insecure when Sunny is with her co-actor and when Ram confronts all this; Sunny Leone ask him to marry and accept his heroin lifestyle, work, profession and culture. He can't marry but he will do anything for her and Sunny Leone mentions "She will ask what she wants at appropirate time" leaving Ram's home.

Next day morning, when Ram is back home upset, he finds home decorated and some marriage preparation going on. He is confused when all (neighbour, friends, relatives and even his son) greets him and congrats him. He ask why are all making him marry and with whom? There Sunny Leone is sitting on Chair. Ram Kapoor is aback but then Sunny Leone walks through him and bring a lady in front of her. "Marry Her, This is what I want" Sunny smiles. Ram Kapoor says no to her and say he loves his wife so much and got his eyes-open; realized his mistake. 

Conclusion:- Nothing sort of lochas seen here. It should have been laugther riot but i hardly got any laugh. I think they have not even tried to input more lochas as the title stated. Story is old and loose. Got to be more of comedy but nothing of sort to enjoy. Only one thing I liked is the Songs (real nice songs; u will love while listening). No acting, no story, nothing to watch. Just for Songs, I will give * star. Either way it would be correct "KUCH BHI LOCHA NAHI HAI" as expected from title and for director, story writer, producer "BAHUT KUCH LOCHA HAI" as no one work from heart or mind.