“Mom, I am gay”
“What? Are you mad”
“But Mom, I am saying the truth”
“But you told, you love that girl”
“I love her for the friendship we share; not as
life-partner”
(He lied to mom because he came to know that girl loves
someone else and not him)
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“I want to report a complaint”
“What happened?” the police officer asked sternly
“I have been raped” cried the victim
The police officer began to look at her up-down and dress
and all in a disgusting way.
“Will you look at your daughter in the same way if she been
raped too? Don’t you feel the pain of being raped? ” shouted victim
(Police officer was also a woman)
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Son was flaunting his latest iPhone to his friend.
His father gifted him on his birthday.
“I Love you dad”
“I Love you too my son”
but there were tears in the mother’s eyes.
(To gift iPhone to his stubborn son, father had to sell his
kidney)
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Mom-Dad were always fighting.
They filed for divorce.
but on the final day, their son began to cry.
Judge asked the son “Why are you crying?”
“Mera dost ganesha ne mujhe sikhaya ki mata-pita bhagwan ke
roop hote hai. aaur agar woh alag ho gaye to main unki pooja ek-saath kaise
karunga”
(“My friend Ganesha taught me that dad-mom are like
Shivji-Parvathi mata. If they get separate then how will I worship them
together….”)
(We teach our children to love all and don't hate anybody;
whereas we ourselves forget the same)
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Obsessed lover hurriedly threw acid on a girl.
Girl cried in pain whereas the guy ran away immediately.
Guy came home and resting in pleasure.
“Beta, come fast. We need to go immediately” his mom said.
“Someone had thrown acid on your sister's face” worried mom
replied.
(Reaching hospital, he realized that he has mistaken his sister
with his love girl and threw acid without even looking at her face)
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