Kuch Kuch Locha Hai - Movie

KUCH BHI LOCHA NAHI HAI......

Ram Kapoor and Sunny Leone starrer Kuch Kuch Locha Hai got to be sex comedy movie and with lot of lochas in it. 

Movie starts with Ram Kapoor history and typical Gujarati background values. He settles in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia after marriage to open DVD store. You got to believe within few years, Ram Kapoor becomes rich and has a flamboyant bungalow for a family of 3 members only. He, his typical garba-cum-Michael Jackson lover Gujarati Mehsana wife and his son. 

Every person has crush on Heroine / Actress and so is shown here Ram Kapoor has intense crush for Sunny Leone. He has secret vault where he keeps all Sunny Leone DVDs and heart shaped pillow with her photo on it. 

Sunny Leone is top respected bollywood actress and is on way to Malaysia to be a part of reality show. Prize of reality show is she, Sunny Leone. You read it right. Even Sunny Leone seemed excited while discussing with her director "I am taking part of reality show and guess what, Winner will get me. I am prize of reality show" Every Man dream gonna be fulfilled if such would be case. Next min, its been cleared that Winner will win a date and have dinner with Sunny Leone, top bollywood diva actress.

As predicted, Ram Kapoor wins the contest and goes on for date. Sunny Leone request Ram to be  his guest for few days, stay at Ram Kapoor home and experience Gujarati environment (note:- her director in India advised her to stay with Gujarati family to get life of them and bring real behavior in role for next movie signed between them). So as expected, real lochas will start now. 

It went on simple. Ram kapoor made simple fake call and sent his wife to India stating her mother is serious. He convince easily his son to act as his father; thereby his son convinces his girlfriend to be his dad's mother. Ram Kapoor states himself as bachelor and tries to woos his crush. It has very simple end to Ram Kapoor crush dream; Ram Kapoor feels insecure when Sunny is with her co-actor and when Ram confronts all this; Sunny Leone ask him to marry and accept his heroin lifestyle, work, profession and culture. He can't marry but he will do anything for her and Sunny Leone mentions "She will ask what she wants at appropirate time" leaving Ram's home.

Next day morning, when Ram is back home upset, he finds home decorated and some marriage preparation going on. He is confused when all (neighbour, friends, relatives and even his son) greets him and congrats him. He ask why are all making him marry and with whom? There Sunny Leone is sitting on Chair. Ram Kapoor is aback but then Sunny Leone walks through him and bring a lady in front of her. "Marry Her, This is what I want" Sunny smiles. Ram Kapoor says no to her and say he loves his wife so much and got his eyes-open; realized his mistake. 

Conclusion:- Nothing sort of lochas seen here. It should have been laugther riot but i hardly got any laugh. I think they have not even tried to input more lochas as the title stated. Story is old and loose. Got to be more of comedy but nothing of sort to enjoy. Only one thing I liked is the Songs (real nice songs; u will love while listening). No acting, no story, nothing to watch. Just for Songs, I will give * star. Either way it would be correct "KUCH BHI LOCHA NAHI HAI" as expected from title and for director, story writer, producer "BAHUT KUCH LOCHA HAI" as no one work from heart or mind.

PIKU Movie

MOTION SE HI EMOTION....

8th May Morning Show 9:30, I was in theater to watch PIKU with very little expectation; for which I had obvious reason. Poster were not that attracting nor promising for me. For me, it seemed to be father-daughter relationship in a typical behavior.

I would say PR, word of mouth, teaser were quite good enough to create buzz called PIKU. I was here for Deepika, Irrfan and Amitabh Sir power pack performance will be strength of movie.

I got seated comfortably at D6. Wait for movie ended with the sitar typo indian music showing credits and titles which was quite slow; inducing audience including myself to sleep. I was banging my head, GOD have to help me bear with whole movie if such is the starting sound track. "It gonna be real bore and slow movie" was the message from music hitting my mind thoughts.

Movie starts with a scene where an erratic father is walking here and there to create pressure within so as to go for motion; and frustrated daughter is shouting at him "Go and Sit on commode; it will come automatically" Father replies "Its my internal system. I know better than you and will go inside when it signals me to pass Motion". I was like What a debate!!!! What a start !!! What a discovery !!! MOTION SE HI EMOTION.

Big B (Amitabh Sir) never behave normal if he finds all this health report are normal; he wants to have some problem within; constantly nagging, irritating and no one can understand what is in his mind. No doubt, why his wife died at early stage and why deepika is so frustrated, moody, over the top attitude always. So then I thought its not story of normal father-daughter but its between irritating father-frustrating daughter.

Big B is such a irritating guy where even maid won't work at home. Deepika has already changed four maid within 2 months and the fifth one replies "Please madam, Get Married and settle elsewhere. I will work at your in-laws home but never at your dad home"

Moody and frustrated Deepika leaves for office daily in a taxi (her company has a contract with taxi company owned by Irrfan for pick and drop services); all anger, frustration is vent upon poor taxi driver. Every other day, taxi is met with an accident due to over commanding Deepika. Either driver is not efficient in driving or Deepika is constantly venting her anger making driver to lose driving sense on road. Hence no driver is ready to drive for Deepika request; but due to boss Irrfan command they have to agree helplessly.

Within fifteen minutes; how to pass motion, color of motion, medicine for smooth motion and every such shit talk been discussed. Deepika is in meeting, and her secretary comes with message of Big B having query for motion; Deepika goes for dinner with a decent guy and Big B calls to discuss about color of motion; Guy overhears the same, makes an excuse to cancel dinner date. Now it been shown again "MOTION SE HI EMOTION".

I never knew Delhi is such a straight forward city and girl like Deepika would be also. Sex is not pleasure but a need. Deepika has frequent physical relationship with her company partner as and when she in mood of sex or say need of sex. Just like "No Strings Attached" "Friends with Benefits" have sex for mood or need or pleasure but never stay committed. Big B introduces Deepika to other prospect guy "Hey, She is my daughter PIKU and she is not virgin" What a liberal father!!

Suddenly Big B want to go Kolkata (being Bengali origin); he fears by air as it may give him heart problem and mostly stomach uneasiness and he cant even flush in small restroom of plane; he don't want to go by train as train shakes a lot and again he cant go for motion peacefully with constant noise and shaking in restroom; hence he decided for taxi because as per his convenience he can get down and go out for peaceful motion.

Deepika books a taxi with Irrfan company but as usual driver don't want to risk their life for such a long journey. Delhi to Kolkata around 1500kms more than 40 hours. They cant bear Deepika for more than 40 minutes drive from home to office and this time its 40 hours. Drivers switches off his mobile on reporting time making Deepika furious and irritating again early morning 4 am. Poor Irrfan has to take all this time from Deepika Madam.

Finally with no choice left, Irrfan decides to drive himself car for this journey. Hence journey from Delhi to Kolkata begins with lots of luggage being loaded on car. Irrfan is surprised with so many of bulky luggage and jokes "If you had informed me about so many bulky luggage, I would have brought mini-bus" Last but not the least; the commode chair is also coming with luggage This chair is been shown in posters too (Big B standing on chair and Irrfan is holding a car with a chair on top) but never noticed it is commode chair. MOTION SE HI EMOTION.

God only has to help; whole movie is about this SHIT HAPPENING. Journey was quite nagging, irritating, stubborn and real frustrating as every single conversation ends with motion, constipation, what to do for having smooth and clear motion. Tulsi, Pudina water, try indian style restroom and all such things been discussed.

I can understand the situation of Irrfan being an driver for such a irritating and nagging Big B; he do lose patience some times but some how calms down and reach Kolkata finally safely. Big B treasures his childhood days and lost in old memories. At last such day; he cycles whole of kolkata alone to enjoy, have jalebi and brings kachori samosa dishes at home.

Deepika fights with Big B; as she was worried for Big B cycling so much and went out without any information. All were tensed for him. Big B was having his relax time inside restroom passing his motion. When Deepika is tired of fighting, and Big B finishes his motion; he comes out to say "Today was the best motion passed and his soul too leave this way peacefully in a relax manner" This was said only to find next day morning, Big B died peacefully as if having smooth and relax motion was only goal of his life. MOTION SE HI SO MUCH EMOTION.

Movies does not end here. Shit happens when on the death ceremony, family doctor says Deepika that his father (Big B) do not like her partner because he was sure that her partner too was having constipation and motion problem and Deepika goes directly to him to confirm the same. Her partner agrees and confirms the problem. MOTION SE HI EMOTION..

I would say movie is not that boring except introduction title music. Amitabh and Deepika is brilliant and natural power performer. You might enjoy the fight between Amitabh and Deepika or Irrfan over a piece of SHIT. Movie takes you on ride with Amitabh, Deepika and Irrfan. Story is beautifully shown though it's all about constipation. Except taking care of father and deepika getting worried for his health; nothing more is shown. Movie is amusing but I never expected movie to revolve around motion, potty, shit, constipation and such shitty things; but director has to prove MOTION SE HI EMOTION. Anyone want to watch this movie, they can but with a warning of constipation and motion. My rating for this movie would be *** STARS.

VIHAAN - First Ray Of Morning

Exactly ONE & THREE MONTHS back; Jan 21, 2013; it was dark winter morning. Just around 6:25AM when Atika felt the labour pain, morning first sun rays were breaking out from dark cloud to spread light and were about the touch our soul as well as soil of earth. GOD signaled us the happiness; to be showered upon our family.

Right from morning first ray till last in evening, we had been eagerly waiting for the new birth of relationship. At 8:45PM, GOD gifted us charismatic baby boy and gave birth to relationship called Mother and Father. We all were so obliged to GOD and truly it was happiness all around us.

I hugged Atika tightly; holding her hand, I kissed gently on forehead with happy big tears in my eyes. The picture of our family was completely changed. We were now Mother and Father of our loved son.

Thanks to Yamunashtak (Holy Hindu Book of Verse) and Kritika (sister in law) gave us right choice of name; VIHAAN (First ray of morning) & VIVAAN (Lord Krishna). Somewhere it was morning when God signaled us; hence we began to call our Angel boy VIHAAN.

True to his name; He was always first to get up with first ray of morning and wake us up with smile and making every morning of life, a blissful morning. Grandma and even great grandma were so delighted to play with him. He loved to be with everyone. He never ignored nor hesitated to go to any stranger; in fact stranger or guest at home would be fascinated and mesmerized with his charm.

He was our morning bright star who always had some extra special brightness in his face, smile, small gesture and everything he do. He always knew to get attention of ours. He loved to be pampered. His style of calling us and saying us to lift him up was his cute signature.

He loved nature. He was always curious to see all around when he was out of home. He sees pigeon very calmly in balcony and calls them with his own god language. He was true lover of freedom just like a bird; who never wants to be in cage situation. Let him free and see his magic of naughtiness play.

Just like Lord Krishna, he too got so many names in very short time. He was “Madhav” (lord Krishna name) for Badi Dadima, “Lalaa” (lord Krishna name) for Dadima, “Vihu” for relative aunt, “Dhokli” for his aunt Ankita, “Viru” for his uncle. He was always star of everyone.

His way of showing love was unique. He started giving love to us at very early stage. His continuous kiss on our cheeks and neck was so playful and grateful that he won’t leave his loved one until he is done with his shower of love. His tight hug was meant true to the meaning of affection.

His was determined with his goal and never give up easily was his attitude. He learned things very fast, remembers it well. He loves new things around. He was strong to pick enough comparatively heavy weighted objects surprises us. He never gave up; if he couldn’t. He tries and tries until he can atleast pick it up for mili-second.

He indeed had good taste of food. He never entertains himself with simple and sour food. He had sense of taste. Always play with vegetables and fruit around and eat which taste as well as smell good.

He learned to respect everybody at home, praying and being with god. He was everything in our life. He was our life. Our heart was beating and living only because of VIHAAN. He was single soul living in many of us. He been with us like little god (Lord Krishna – Lalaa form).

It was last ray of sun which called our VIHAAN back to his GOD on 14 April 2014. He lived with us giving all his love, naughtiness, affection and play. He left so suddenly without any intimation as if his tenure on earth of 1 year and 3 months was over. He went to GOD place. He was and is truly our Lalaa (Lord Krishna).

God signaled us with first ray of morning and gave us VIHAAN and in final moment, God signaled him with last ray of day and took VIHAAN with him on 15 April morning first ray. VIHAAN and VIVAAN both are still in our heart and will always be.

This is Jai Shree Krishna, Radhe Radhe and his love by giving a flying kiss to all who are reading this blog from our lovely VIHAAN. 

Love outside book too is REAL

Mumbai… Always has story to tell…

Mumbai… Always has story to tell… This time, it unfolds a story of man who works as a coolie for living. He is not the regular coolie, with red shirt having registered number badge tied-up on his arms as we all see in regular railway station. He is one of fellow coolie laborer working at fruit & vegetable wholesale market situated near Marine Lines. Hailed from small village situated in Bashirhat district, West Bengal; very close to Bangladesh border; age 32 years, short height, wheatish complexion, lean body, uncombed hairdo, shabby brown shirt and blue checkered lungi.

It was pleasant morning with comfort atmosphere; I was ready for the day to start. Dad just checked with me whether I would like to accompany him to buy Badam-Pista biscuits for home and look out for mangoes from fruit market nearby. Yes, I was on road walking few steps behind my dad; looking around at newspaper being distributed within delivery boys on footpaths, taxi-walas washing their cars to sparkle, elderly man flowing tea flawlessly as well as artistically from one glass to another glass at tea-stall, kids hurriedly walking into school across, middle-aged couple having cup of tea together at balcony, each and every activity around was story in self.

Very soon, we were at fruit market and checking out with mangoes. It was almost after 5-6 dealers; dad finally found good bargain for really awesome smelling mangoes. Signaling a man for pick-up; dealer packed properly 4 dozens of mangoes in one big carton. Here was the place, He was standing in front of us with a very big tokhari (as we say in India). Initially, I was under impression that dealer was helping us to carry this big carton till outside of market which later on, I discovered from conversation between dad and him that it will be charged for carrying it till our hotel room. It was his way of earning; very similar to coolie laborer.

We were heading back to hotel; I was curious to know more about this man, impressed with Mumbai’s earning yearn and making people to think more for earning as well as amazed to see people’s hard work to make their life go on and on. On the way, I began to converse with him.

His ancestor origin is from Bangladesh; but before partition, his father chooses to be in India for better living. He was brought up in Bashirhat and never been to school. At the age of 7, he began to work at tea-stall; which later on years, he was forced to go city to work more and earn more for family.  He was just 10 years old, when he was working at construction site, earning a meager 25rs a day. His dad was not able to cope up with deteriorating health condition and passed away, when he was 12 years old. He had no choice but to surrender to his fate for working more to earn and support his family; his mom, two younger sisters.

Whole day, he use to slog himself at construction work and later on at night, he would work for nearby “Dhabba” cleaning utensils, table and floor for which he got monthly 500rs. This way continued for so many years coming on, sometimes he work at construction work, at times tea-stall, Dhabba, milk delivery boy, household chores, public toilet cleaning, garbage work at municipality corporation, gutter line cleansing and many such odd work so as to bring atleast 1000-2000rs per month at home.

He was determined to do any work, so as to bring home some more extra bucks which can support his family. He, in fact had done two-three jobs in a 24 hours given by god just to earn more than what he is earning in daily routine. Further, he laughed at himself and said “doing two-three jobs was making me earn 30rs more per day; regular income per day was around 80rs but doing these extra work I was able to earn 110rs per day” I was shocked and surprised. For us, 30rs might have no value and importance; but for him, it was 900rs per month extra money he was bringing home. He even said me that he use to pray god to make day even longer than 24hours so that he can do more job and earn more for his family.

It was hardly 4 months ago, he got shifted to Mumbai. His close friends and relatives who been here at Mumbai for years, advised him to come so as to earn more. He then said me about his daily routine. He wakes up at 4:30am and ensures that he reach here at fruit market by 5am early morning. Morning 5am till night 8pm, he use to stand with his large tokhari and do trips with heavy loads for customers.

Daily, he makes around 30-50 trips and does not bargain with customer for paying him. He accepts modestly whatever customer pays him in generosity. Some pay him 10rs, some 20rs, and some 50rs and there are some who don’t even pay him single penny, but he never argue for anything. He says, his average earning here would be around 350rs daily and that makes average 10000rs per month.

He has food only once a day; that is only dinner and has tea thrice a day. He sleeps at railway station and uses public toilet. He does so as to save as much money as he can. He need to get his sisters marry and then will think of his own. “Mumbai mai kaam aur paisa bahut hai par Mumbai mai rehna koi aasaan nahi hai; bahut mehenga hai aur sambhal kar nahi rahe tho Mumbai mai khud ke saath apno ko bhi le kar doob jaoge” (We have lot of work as well as money in Mumbai but one has to struggle hard to live life here. Mumbai is costly and so we have to live accordingly else it will ruin yours as well as your family life)

He is well satisfied as Mumbai is making him earn more than what he was earning at his native place. We reached at our hotel room situated at 2^nd floor; without any hesitation, he followed upstairs. Daddy handed him 40rs which he accepted with smile and headed back to his fruit market with his large tokhari.

He left but not his thoughts and life story which were still in my mind and heart. Simple smiling guy who took responsibility at very early child age, understand the needs of family, know his duties towards his parents and sibling, works hard and has no hesitation for any kind of work, modest, aware of struggles he have to face in life, very clear about his need and want as well as family need and their want, values the nature of life. His name is Tawazuhdin Sheikh.